| 1. | Category: Birthday Jokes  |
| Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Next time, take off the candles. [rate]
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| 2. | Category: Funny Jokes |
| Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, You cant eat your own sandwiches in here! The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches. [rate]
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| 3. | Category: Age Jokes |
| Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind was so strong and loud that they had difficulty in hearing each other. Its windy, said one. No, its Thursday, said the next. So am I, said the third. Lets go and have a drink! [rate]
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| 4. | Category: Age Jokes |
| For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldnt help but comment, The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents. Well, sir, the attendant replied with a grin, Youre really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now. [rate]
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| 5. | Category: Daily Life Jokes |
| A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that. The blonde replies My computer keeps telling me that ive got mail. [rate]
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| 6. | Category: Aviation Jokes  |
| Everyone knows a "good" landing is one from which you can walk away. But a "great" landing is one after which you can use the airplane again. [rate]
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| 7. | Category: Computer Jokes |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define great he said, I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger! He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages. [rate]
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| 8. | Category: Kids Jokes |
| What is Draculas favorite fruit? Neck-tarines. [rate]
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| 9. | Category: Kids Jokes |
| What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea. [rate]
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| 10. | Category: Age Jokes |
| Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll [rate]
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