| 1. | Category: Birthday Jokes  |
| Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Next time, take off the candles. [rate]
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| 2. | Category: Book Title Jokes |
| How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts [rate]
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| 3. | Category: Weather Jokes |
| Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining. [rate]
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| 4. | Category: Dumb Jokes |
| What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service. [rate]
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| 5. | Category: Kids Jokes |
| How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray. [rate]
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| 6. | Category: Animal Jokes |
| What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away! [rate]
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| 7. | Category: Dumb Jokes |
| What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear! [rate]
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| 8. | Category: Funny Jokes |
| A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, You know, its the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer. [rate]
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| 9. | Category: Kids Jokes |
| What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea. [rate]
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| 10. | Category: Kids Jokes |
| Please, maam! How do you spell ichael? The teacher was rather bewildered. Dont you mean Michael? she asked. No, mama. Ive written the M already. [rate]
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