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Animal Jokes Category:
Here are all the clean funny jokes listed in the Animal Jokes category. Click on the rate link next to each joke to view it in full and rate the joke.
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| 1. | Category: Animal Jokes  | | A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, How high do you think theyll go? The kangaroo said, About a thousand feet, unless somebody lock [rate]
| | 2. | Category: Animal Jokes  | | A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. Look in the lions mouth, the vet told him. How do I do that? he asked. Carefully, replied the vet. [rate]
| | 3. | Category: Animal Jokes | | How do sheep keep warm in winter? Central bleating! [rate]
| | 4. | Category: Animal Jokes | | One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwins Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, Why are you reading both those books? Well, said the orang utang, I just wanted to know if I was my brothers keeper or my keepers brother. [rate]
| | 5. | Category: Animal Jokes | | Q: What do you call a dog with only 2 legs? A: Eileen. [rate]
| | 6. | Category: Animal Jokes | | What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away! [rate]
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