Here are all the clean funny jokes listed in the Birthday Jokes category. Click on the rate link next to each joke to view it in full and rate the joke.
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Category: Birthday Jokes
Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Next time, take off the candles. [rate]
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Category: Birthday Jokes
How can you tell that youre getting old. You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you. [rate]
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Category: Birthday Jokes
Its my wifes birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. Oh, I dont know, she said. Just give me something with diamonds. Thats why Im giving her a pack of playing cards. [rate]
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Category: Birthday Jokes
Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? A: Hey, whats eating you? [rate]
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Category: Birthday Jokes
When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older. [rate]