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| A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that. The blonde replies My computer keeps telling me that ive got mail. [rate]
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| 2. | Category: Daily Life Jokes  |
| A guy goes into a grocery store and buys a gallon of milk, a loaf of bread, and a pound of bacon. He takes it up to the checkout isle and the you lady who rings him out says Wow, you must be single. The man replies Yes. How did you know? The cashier says Because youre ugly. [rate]
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| 3. | Category: Daily Life Jokes  |
| Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere. [rate]
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| 4. | Category: Daily Life Jokes |
| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone. [rate]
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| 5. | Category: Daily Life Jokes |
| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it cant sit down! [rate]
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