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Funny Jokes Category:
Here are all the clean funny jokes listed in the Funny Jokes category. Click on the rate link next to each joke to view it in full and rate the joke.
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| 1. | Category: Funny Jokes  | | A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, You know, its the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer. [rate]
| | 2. | Category: Funny Jokes  | | A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. Are you crazy? yelled the customer, with your hand on my steak? What answers the waiter, You want it to fall on the floor again? [rate]
| | 3. | Category: Funny Jokes | | Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder. [rate]
| | 4. | Category: Funny Jokes  | | There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until theyre dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?. Then the second Snake says Why do you ask? The 1st one replies: I just bit my lip! [rate]
| | 5. | Category: Funny Jokes | | Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, You cant eat your own sandwiches in here! The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches. [rate]
| | 6. | Category: Funny Jokes | | Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth. [rate]
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