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Lawyer Jokes Category:
Here are all the clean funny jokes listed in the Lawyer Jokes category. Click on the rate link next to each joke to view it in full and rate the joke.
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| 1. | Category: Lawyer Jokes  | | If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch? [rate]
| | 2. | Category: Lawyer Jokes  | | The bartender asks him Whatll you have?. The guy answers, A scotch, please. The bartender hands him the drink, and says Thatll be five dollars, to which he replies What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this. A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which consitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, [rate]
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