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| A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters U.F.O. printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object? The alien answered, No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only! [rate]
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| 2. | Category: Miscellaneous Jokes |
| There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: Whats happened to this one? I dont know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted. [rate]
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| 3. | Category: Miscellaneous Jokes |
| What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device. [rate]
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| 4. | Category: Miscellaneous Jokes |
| What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time. [rate]
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| 5. | Category: Miscellaneous Jokes |
| Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster. [rate]
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