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Money Jokes Category:
Here are all the clean funny jokes listed in the Money Jokes category. Click on the rate link next to each joke to view it in full and rate the joke.
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| 1. | Category: Money Jokes  | | A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, If it werent for my money, we wouldnt be here at all! The wife replied, My dear, if it werent for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldnt on a honeymoon, nor would there be any we in the first place. [rate]
| | 2. | Category: Money Jokes | | A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said Why did you put up such a fight? To which the man promptly replied I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe! [rate]
| | 3. | Category: Money Jokes  | | Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing. What's the matter? Isnt half a million enough for you? [rate]
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