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| | Category: | Doctor Jokes | | | | Views: | 408 | | | | Joke: | Patient: And if I take these little green pills exactly as you suggested, will I get better?
Doctor: Well, lets put it this way - none of my patients has ever come back for more of those pills. | | | |
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| | 4. | Category: Doctor Jokes  | | Patient: And if I take these little green pills exactly as you suggested, will I get better?
Doctor: Well, lets put it this way - none of my patients has ever come back for more of those pills. [rate]
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