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| | Category: | Animal Jokes | | | | Views: | 784 | | | | Joke: | How do sheep keep warm in winter? Central bleating! | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Animal Jokes  | | A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. Look in the lions mouth, the vet told him. How do I do that? he asked. Carefully, replied the vet. [rate]
| | 2. | Category: Animal Jokes | | How do sheep keep warm in winter? Central bleating! [rate]
| | 3. | Category: Animal Jokes | | One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwins Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, Why are you reading both those books? Well, said the orang utang, I just wanted to know if I was my brothers keeper or my keepers brother. [rate]
| | 4. | Category: Animal Jokes  | | What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away! [rate]
| | 5. | Category: Animal Jokes  | | A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, How high do you think theyll go? The kangaroo said, About a thousand feet, unless somebody lock [rate]
| | 6. | Category: Animal Jokes | | Q: What do you call a dog with only 2 legs? A: Eileen. [rate]
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