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| | Category: | Lawyer Jokes | | | | Views: | 402 | | | | Joke: | If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch? | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Lawyer Jokes  | | The bartender asks him Whatll you have?. The guy answers, A scotch, please. The bartender hands him the drink, and says Thatll be five dollars, to which he replies What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this. A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which consitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, [rate]
| | 2. | Category: Lawyer Jokes  | | If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch? [rate]
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