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Category:Birthday Jokes
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Joke:Its my wifes birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. Oh, I dont know, she said. Just give me something with diamonds. Thats why Im giving her a pack of playing cards.
 
 


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When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older. [rate]

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How can you tell that youre getting old. You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you. [rate]

3.   Category: Birthday Jokes  3 stars
Its my wifes birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. Oh, I dont know, she said. Just give me something with diamonds. Thats why Im giving her a pack of playing cards. [rate]

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Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? A: Hey, whats eating you? [rate]

5.   Category: Birthday Jokes  5 stars
Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. Next time, take off the candles. [rate]


 




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