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| | Category: | Birthday Jokes | | | | Views: | 676 | | | | Joke: | Its my wifes birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. Oh, I dont know, she said. Just give me something with diamonds. Thats why Im giving her a pack of playing cards. | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Birthday Jokes  | | When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older. [rate]
| | 2. | Category: Birthday Jokes  | | How can you tell that youre getting old. You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you. [rate]
| | 3. | Category: Birthday Jokes  | | Its my wifes birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. Oh, I dont know, she said. Just give me something with diamonds. Thats why Im giving her a pack of playing cards. [rate]
| | 4. | Category: Birthday Jokes  | | Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? A: Hey, whats eating you? [rate]
| | 5. | Category: Birthday Jokes  | | Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Next time, take off the candles. [rate]
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